Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Don't Worry, the Goverment Will Take Care of Us

Yes, you're government has a plan for you... let's just limit the discussion today to an analysis of some simple statistics- Now, statistically speaking- during your lifetime you WILL be the victim of a violent crime, and of course, statistically here in the USA it will involve a firearm. But, hey now- do not be alarmed. Because your Government as always has a plan- again, consulting the stats- every American will be in prisoned at least once some time in their lives- statistically speaking mind you- So, alright, let the bastards try and shoot you in there. Uncle Sam to the rescue one more time. Yea, USA numero uno...

Pedro the Paramedic

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