Monday, November 23, 2009

You Might Be a System Abuser If...

... You may be suspected of NOT having the best of intentions if, say, you're involved in a minor fender bender at 1400ish, drive 20 minutes to your home, do some housework, have a snackie- and then, return to the scene at 1630 to call 911... because you have, yeah- neck pain.

Hey folks- I get paid either way. When the ambulance isn't there when you really need it- don't say I didn't warn you.

1 comment:

MacLifer said...

I guess I shouldn't be... but i'm still shocked to see how much lower someone can go in abusing the system. One would expect the, uh 2.5 HOUR DELAY, in returning to the scene might affect the lawsuit somewhat. "Mr. So & So, did you hurt yourself on the way home? Slipped while getting your pork rinds at lunch?, etc." :)