Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Hercules the Dog- I've Got My Eye On You

I invite you to watch the following video- preferably with your keen EMS eye- and tell me if you agree  with me when I say: They should have named the dog BULLSHIT!

I mean I love a good story and all, but I'm just not buying this one. My finely tuned, honed in the ghetto, B.S. detector went off almost immediately.

So- nice dog folks, god bless ya for giving him a home, but, ah- you know... bullshit.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

An Open Letter to the 911 Dispatch Center

Dear 911 Dispatch Center,
I know you guys are frightfully busy and I understand everyone makes mistakes, but- you keep sending me places I really shouldn't be.
Maybe you just don't understand the role of the ambulance in the modern urban setting.
So- for future reference- send the POLICE to the stabber and the ambulance to the stab-ee.
The system just doesn't work well when you do it backwards.
OK ? Police to the stabber, ambulance to the stab-ee.
Thank you.

Hey- it's almost time. Mark your calenders and don't forget to stay the hell home.