Dear 911 Dispatch Center,
I know you guys are frightfully busy and I understand everyone makes mistakes, but- you keep sending me places I really shouldn't be.
Maybe you just don't understand the role of the ambulance in the modern urban setting.
So- for future reference- send the POLICE to the stabber and the ambulance to the stab-ee.
The system just doesn't work well when you do it backwards.
OK ? Police to the stabber, ambulance to the stab-ee.
Hey- it's almost time. Mark your calenders and don't forget to stay the hell home.