Sunday, June 3, 2012

Let's Make the World a Better Place mm'kay?

Walk facing traffic, ride your bike with traffic- only prostitutes and gang bangers do it the other way. 
Brake going in, accelerate coming out of a corner- that's 8th grade physics, quit doing it backwards. 
Cutting the corner doesn't make you faster- it makes you slower and shows the world you're an incompetent ass. 
Too wide? Turn back in towards the apex. Don't know where the apex is? Take the bus.
 By simply correcting these few simple deficiencies you'll make the world immediately better for all of us. Show's over- move along.

1 comment:

Nelson Ballard said...

Please figure out a simple yet effective way to convey this message as a sign!